As I mentioned earlier in my post on bra tips and tricks, I have rather large breasts. This aspect of my body is neither here nor there; I was born, I grew up, and somewhere along the way my chest went from a Semi-Visible B to a size Can’t Squeeze Past People On The Subway DDD. Even though I’m totally down with my big boobs these days, there are plenty of things that happen on a regular basis that I can’t imagine occurring had I been granted much smaller ones. If you’re a large-chested lady and can relate, these 20 annoying things are a shout out to you.

1. Having to hold your boobs as you walk down the stairs.

20 Annoying Things You’ll Only Understand If You Have Big Boobs

2. Needing two sports bras when you work out.

20 Annoying Things You’ll Only Understand If You Have Big Boobs

3. …Because otherwise, they are in actual danger of whacking you in the chin.

4. People assuming you’re humblebragging when you mention having trouble fitting clothes over your chest.

20 Annoying Things You’ll Only Understand If You Have Big Boobs

5. Dropping food down them. Whoops!

20 Annoying Things You’ll Only Understand If You Have Big Boobs

…Kind of whoops.

6. How annoying cross strap bags are to wear.

7. The phrase, “Anything more than a handful is a waste.”

8. BOOB SWEAT.

20 Annoying Things You’ll Only Understand If You Have Big Boobs

9. Assumptions that you are “slutty” or “trashy” whenever you wear an outfit that shows even a slight big of cleavage.

20 Annoying Things You’ll Only Understand If You Have Big Boobs

10. Literally getting kicked out of places because of your boobs…while smaller breasts can “get away” with the exact same outfits. Ugh.

11. Never being able to wear strapless dresses.

At least until now, with this absurdly awesome bra hack (see #3)!

12. Getting told by people to enjoy your big breasts now because later on, they’ll be saggy (as though you and your boobs’ ego need to put in their place).

20 Annoying Things You’ll Only Understand If You Have Big Boobs

13. That stupid gap between your upper buttons because your shirt shrank and now your boobs are about to pop out.

14. Going to a lingerie store and all the small bras are like:

20 Annoying Things You’ll Only Understand If You Have Big Boobs

And the ones in your size are just:

15. Using your boobs as a place to rest plates or wine glasses. (Okay, this one’s actually just awesome.)

20 Annoying Things You’ll Only Understand If You Have Big Boobs

16. People asking outright if you have big nipples.

17. The fact that “built in” bras are never actually bras for you.

18. Whenever people assume you like the attention you get from your breasts.

20 Annoying Things You’ll Only Understand If You Have Big Boobs

19. Friends grabbing at them because they’re OMG JUST SO BIG.

20 Annoying Things You’ll Only Understand If You Have Big Boobs

20. The way cute baby doll dresses just look like you’re about to have a baby when you wear them.

20 Annoying Things You’ll Only Understand If You Have Big Boobs

21. People asking you “where you got your boobs.”

20 Annoying Things You’ll Only Understand If You Have Big Boobs

22. How your boobs sunburn before your face does.

burn to death GIF

23. Trying to squeeze by people at a crowded party without rubbing your chest against them. (It’s impossible.)

24. People calling them “melons,” “jugs” or any other weird name.

25. Anything sold at Urban Outfitters was absolutely not made with the intention of fitting your boob type.

BONUS: This GIF.

20 Annoying Things You’ll Only Understand If You Have Big Boobs

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