Yesterday marked the beginning of one of the holiest weeks of the year, the week in which we confront our worst fears and learn, hopefully, how to boldly face adversity as we travel into the months ahead. That’s right: it’s motherfucking Shark Week.

Everybody celebrates Shark Week differently. Some people use it as an opportunity to cleanse their bodies by way of purging while viewing gruesome, violent, shark-on-human attacks; others take advantage of the contemplative moment provided when they realize that the Discovery Channel actually never shows as many gruesome, violent attacks as they might have hoped.

But here at The Gloss, we are about fashion and beauty, and so this is how we will be celebrating:  With a gratuitous display of Shark Week-inspired beauty products.

Photo: Discovery Channel