You may recall that Lindsay Lohan‘s kid sister/aspiring model Ali Lohan was recently at the center of a plastic surgery debacle when paparazzi photographed her looking completely unlike herself (Lindsay and Ali’s agency NEXT flatly denied the rumors). Now, Ali’s landed another cover (arguably less dubious than her last one?) for Page Six Magazine and she discusses those rumors in the accompanying interview:

“I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that (surgery)? I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that?”

[Ed. Note: YES.]

“No! Its not the right thing to do… It’s stupid. I don’t listen to it. Its absolutely not true.”

So that totally clears everything up because if there’s one thing the Lohans are known for, it’s truth. Followed closely by consistency.

In other alarming news about modern day teenagers, Ali says her idol is Cindy Crawford “for having branded her name really well.” So, that’s how 17-year-olds think now.

(via NYPost)