But why? British plumber Barmy Baz Franks claims, ”I love the Royal Family and this was my way of lending my support to their Big Day.” Barmy – can I call you Barmy? – we don’t actually know these people. You could have just joined me for my 5:00 in the morning scone party, because clotted cream is a really good, less permanent way to lend support. – Small World