Aliana Lohan (or “Ali” to anyone who reads the internet or watches television) has signed a “multi-year modeling contract with NEXT, acording to JustJared. Says NEXT’s Los Angeles director Alexis Borges:

“We are very excited to be representing Aliana Lohan. She represents the future face of fashion and will be a photographer’s dream with her chameleon-like beauty.”

So. Someone famous exclusively for being related to someone more famous just got a modeling contract. Meanwhile, we learn of a forthcoming novel written by someone who’s famous exclusively for leaking her own sex tape along with a few more people famous exclusively for being related to her. Good job, world.