It’s already been established that the Jersey Shore kids have much to teach the world about fashion and beauty. Now, HBIC JWoww has a life advice book coming out in February. The Rules According to J.Woww features some of Our Lady of Class and Grace’s finest tips, including “Rule #52: Hair belongs on your head . . . nowhere else.”
Between putting Vaseline on your face and pulling out earrings before a fight and this, I will pretty much listen to whatever J.Woww says. Especially if it involves reasons for punching Sammi in the face.