Today, my heart breaks for one Trudy of Trudy’s Looking Glass Salon in Oldsville, Oldabama. This might be the saddest ad I’ve ever seen for anything, and that includes the ones for those KFC Failure Bowls.

Seriously though, maybe she should stop using all those recalled products on her customers. There’s a reason her perms are so cheap, guys. You get what you pay for.

Related: there is a salon called Curl Up and Dye in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Whatever you do, don’t ask for a shave with one of those old fashioned straight razors, because before you know it you’ll be baked into a delicious meat pie. A human meat pie. Related: I am hungry.

(Via The Huffington Post)