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Nothing says happy hump day (or operation: commence New Year’s gym resolution) like pictures of Sofia Vergara in a (thong) bikini. Seriously. Bombshell. Hashtag: Woman Crush Wednesday?

Vergara, or Gloriaaaa Pritchett to fellow Modern Family addicts, admittedly flaunts it because she knows she looks good. Phew, about time she broke the awkward tension and conceded she’s hot.

“‘Damn I still look good! I’m going to post this one.’ At this age, you don’t take for granted a good picture,” the 41-year old mom recently told Ryan Seacrest On Air.

A statement, to which I imagine much of the Mean Girls-esque internet clique will respond with vanity labels and various forms of cruel backlash considering she agrees and she thinks she’s really pretty. But, hey, If I looked like Vergara I would be unapologetically posting my rocking bikini bod to all forms of social media, too, and attracting 43.6k likers on Instagram. Meanwhile, I’m over here filtering pictures of my cat, grateful when a post hits 11 and the names change into numbers, and Vergara is all confident, beautiful and looking like this:

Sigh. Vergara is super stunning and super sexy (and super stalkable). Plus, she loves cake, too, in case you needed proof she’s not a robot, or something.

Kris Jenner, mother and grandmother, also recently exposed her bikini clad figure and is now suffering the repercussions from ageist haters. Perhaps 2014 is will be trending as the year of the MILF’s and GILF’s–has that been established yet? Since I’m currently suffering from the wrath of the frigid bitch aka the Polar vortex and all of its glorious wind burn and grueling temperatures, I say, let me live vicariously through the envy-inducing bathing suit selfies.