This brag, from Alexandra Rae, is short. Scrumptious. Elegant. Much like popcorn chicken. And if you want to add your own shameless brag, e-mail me at

Dear waist,

I love you. You are so tiny. No matter how much weight I gain or lose you always stay the same. Granted I’ve never weighed more than 104 pounds, but I have faith in you.  As my only curve you serve a valuable purpose; letting people know that I am, in fact, female and not an extremely effeminate 9 year old boy.

I must keep this short as it is getting late and I am out of popcorn chicken.

Sincerely Alexandra