Boys like girls who look neat, when in doubt, just don’t eat. Or cram some zero calorie pieces of paper in your mouth! To be fair Slim Chips are more than just zero calorie paper, they’re zero calorie paper with a sweet potato flavor. Apparently, they’re like eating air. Really chewy air that’s hard to digest. I would also like to point out to anyone worried about wearing revealing clothing because it might cause earthquakes that Iceland banned strippers and invented slim chips, and a volcano exploded. Also, fun fact, Slim Chips count as currency in Iceland right now. Think about that, Iranian clerics.