Maybe you know about Nick Gruber, maybe you don’t. The 22-year-old model and pornstar has been the on-again, off-again boyfriend of 69-year-old Calvin Klein since 2010. Also, he’s been arrested for cocaine possession. Tell us, O TMZ:

[Gruber] was busted at his home at 4:58 AM after someone called 911 to report Nick punched a 20-year-old man in the face.

When cops arrived to the scene, officers say they observed a cut on the victim’s face … and arrested Nick for misdemeanor assault. Cops say Nick resisted by “flailing his arms in the air.”

Cops say they noticed Nick suspiciously reaching into the front of his pants … so they conducted a strip search back at the station … and discovered cocaine on his person.

Nick is now facing 3 criminal charges — including assault, resisting arrest and possession of a controlled substance.

Well, all we should take from this is “people in fashion are doing cocaine.” So… tuck that one away in your mental rolodex.

However, this post was nothing more than a vague, flimsy excuse to link to our rundown of Gruber’s 21st birthday, one of our proudest moments as an editor of this very blog. Sorry for tricking you like that.