Someone should start a PR agency that only represents famous lingerie models and, on Day 1, teaches the models to stop bitching about all the bullying they endured for being beautiful, tall and thin. For one, come on. For two, everyone got bullied for everything. All the time.

The latest is Victoria’s Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel:

“A year before I got scouted, I would watch a lot of FashionTV. At school, I got teased because I was so thin and awkward-looking. But the girls on TV looked similar to me. I would say to my mom ‘The girls at school are teasing me, but I look like those girls on TV.’ A year later, someone took me to an agency and that’s it. Revenge is always… I know it sounds terrible, but it does feel good to show those people.”

At least she knows it sounds terrible.

Candice has GQ‘s May cover and Terry Richardson took all the semi-naked shots.