Cara Delevingne

Cara Delevingne‘s statement to Beauty High is kind of going to make you hate a lot of things. But mostly, God. Mostly it will make you hate God.

She explains that:

I had McDonald’s for lunch yesterday and pizza for dinner. I need to eat a lot otherwise I feel faint. I get in the worst moods if I don’t eat. This morning … I was like, I’m going to be a f*** bitch if I don’t eat.

But she works out all the time! Right!? Right? She’s like Michael Phelps, who works out so much she needs 10,000 calories a day!


When asked if she did anything to prepare:

I mean, I’ve been working everyday in different countries, so I haven’t really had time, which probably helps with the stress of flying around, but no, nothing.

You know, I could live on kale and go to boot camp classes every day and I would still not be able to look like Cara Delevingne. Which is liberating, sort of, right? We don’t really need to hate God for giving some people absurdly good genes. If it’s all just genetics then we can all just focus on loving our own bodies and eating McDonald’s and pizza! That is truly liberating.

And, if that’s not reassuring, take heart, she could be lying.