As you know or do not know because you do not give a flying furry fox, Christina Aguilera lost some weight and everyone is all, “SHE LOOKS SO HEALTHY” even though you know that is as far as possible from the actual reason they care about her weight. Cue Carson Daly and his BS compliments! During a press conference last night, Daly opted to comment on the aforementioned weight loss, because that’s the most important thing about his costar, her talent, her career and her personality.
“You look incredible,” he said. “We appreciate you kept your boobs.” Uh…
No. Please do not ever say thing about (A) your coworkers’ bodies nor (B) your coworkers’ anatomy in front of a room full of people. You wouldn’t hear somebody saying, “Hey, Seth Rogan, you look incredible, but on behalf of everybody, we appreciate you keeping your balls.”
Aguilera apparently “squealed” in response, “Oh my God!” to which Daly replied, “It’s true!”
“Some things never change,” noted Aguilera, a statement that is kind of depressing when you think about it. Because, you know, things don’t change that should — like the fact that celebrities, writers and general humans still feel it’s completely appropriate to discuss how much they “appreciate” somebody continuing to have breasts. Ugh.
Side note: Does anybody else feel like the most bizarre and perplexing part of this whole thing the revelation is the fact that Daly is employed?