This photo may be from the nineties, but I’m pretty sure Carla Bruni has the perfect seventies tits. And hair. And stare. Click through to see what I mean. (NSFW, obviously.)

Look at you, clicking through. Am I right or am I right? It’s like Nico, Pocahontas and Marcia Brady all conspired to have the perfect French child together. Can you believe this woman is now the first lady of an entire country? Can you imagine the kind of shit storm that would ensue if an American first lady had pictures like this? No, because she’d never get to be the first lady in the first place…she’d be a “moral liability” to her husband or some other Puritanical bullshit, and he would lose. I’m not saying French society is perfect, but they’ve really got that “sexual maturity” thing on lock down.

(Via Fashionista)