chrissy-teigen

In the wee hours of this morning, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen decided to celebrate her 200 millionth—oopsie, no, 200,000th–twitter follower with a little bit of nude Instagram action. And what a nude Instagram it was!

“If this doesn’t get me suspended, I don’t know what will,” she captioned it, with the tag “#happy2000000.” She then quickly revised that to the actual figure:

Screen Shot 2013-03-08 at 12.31.09 PMAnd her stance on the photo’s level of nudity to “bad”:Screen Shot 2013-03-08 at 12.31.16 PMAnd her nipple and bush to “shadows”:Screen Shot 2013-03-08 at 12.31.22 PM

The photo stayed up just long enough for the New York Post to write a tongue clucking item on it, but it has since been taken down, as it violates Instagram’s terms of service. “Now I is gonna be suspended times :(” wrote the bad little babywoman. Unfair!

At this juncture, I feel I should point out that this wasn’t even a very sexy photo to get suspended over. I mean, sure, she is naked in it, but she is also orange, and appears to have unhinged her jaw. Were the other woman in the photo not smiling, I’d think this was a deleted scene from True Blood where some sort of orange, sultry, dinosaur demon tries to eat everyone and has to be sprayed down with colloidal silver. I urge all celebrities to think about these things when “on the wine” and selecting which n00dz to get their Instagram accounts suspended over.

(Via The New York Post)

Photo: Chrissy Teigen