cupcake diet

With 32% of the vote our Crash Diet Week reader story winner is…

I Started Walking Into Walls by Alexandra Fernandez! Who, thank goodness, is no longer walking into walls. We’ll be sending her a batch of cupcakes to keep her walking in a straight line, except for the times when she is drunk, or in Harry Potter, in which instances walking into walls continues to be acceptable.

And let this be a reminder to everyone that crash dieting is fucking stupid and we should all stop doing it for all the reasons. Now go forth and eat some Christmas/Holiday cookies and drink all the eggnog. We’re still waiting for someone to make us Christmas pancakes, but maybe you’ll have better luck in that department than we do.