We assume Courtney Stodden will be celebrating the Christmas spirit on her upcoming Funny or Die appearance, given the bright red bikini under her leopard print coat. That’s approximately what Mrs. Claus wore in all of our childhood memories. But then, Mrs. Claus did not send out tweets declaring:
“Squeezing my snowballs inside of a seasonal sexy little lingerie as I begin to swing around the Christmas tree to hot rock ‘n roll hits! Xos.”
Seriously, maybe she’s going to use Funny or Die as a way to finally reveal that she’s a masterful performance artist. That would be great. Or maybe it’s just going to be her, sitting at a computer, tweeting. Or saying things, and alliterating like mad! Really, there’s no way that this isn’t going to be horrifying and magnificent. Or, rather, there are a lot of ways that could happen, but it would require a level of sanity on everyone’s part.