So, Courtney Stodden – who I had almost forgotten about! – just turned 18. Do we think she’s going to do Playboy immediately, or wait 6 months?

Or perhaps she feels like that would not be tasteful! Oh. Wait. Wait, I am looking at everything Courtney Stodden has ever done. She’s only sexy poses all the time. Honestly, she’ll probably do Playboy.

Though it seems less likely that she’ll accept any of the offers from the 4 hardcore pornography studios that have offered her roles. TMZ claims that:

One of the companies is Brazzers.com … which says it wants to “showcase [her] talents” by featuring her in a scene with male porn star Keiran Lee … who Brazzers describes as the man with the “million dollar penis.” Stodden got an offer from Babes.com … which says it already penned a porno movie specifically for Courtney based on her real life experience. The flick is called, “Happily Humping My Hubby.”

I feel like, as is always the case when any celebrity – even a D-list one, a celebrity of any letter in the alphabet – is made an offer by a porn studio they never accept. Ever. There’s almost no chance Courtney will either.

The Playboy spread, on the other hand, is utterly inevitable.

 

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