Basically, this week we all collectively agreed that crash dieting is a horrible idea. And you should not do it for men or for anyone, really! We’ve also heard a lot of stories about cabbage soup and shredded intestines and walking into walls that have only reinforced that sentiment. Check them all out one by one below, and then vote for your favorite. The winner – who will win a delicious batch of cupcakes! – will be announced Monday.