This weight loss tip is going to make you feel for Mrs. Potato Head in a very real way.

diet tip

Because it’s like you are Mrs. Potato Head. Just slowly ripping off parts of yourself. In a graphic, terrifying way. With a paring knife. I think maybe I am overly uncomfortable with this tip, because I remember, in high school, girls talking about how they wanted to literally slice off pieces of their fat in order to be skinny. This seems uncomfortably close to being a manifestation of that desire. In conclusion, maybe instead you could take that potato, and boil or mash it, and have a side dish with your perfectly reasonable and appropriate dinner. Yes. That’s what you’ll do.