Surprisingly, no. They taste like lollipops.

At least the Xyli-Tots Lollies do – we can’t speak for all of them. They’re supposed to fight tooth decay with xylitol (we have no idea what that is, but it sounds science-y!) and come in “fun flavors kids love.” I guess by “kids” they mean “everyone in our office.”  We’re not sure how well it works for adults, but they’re a great option if you have kids, or just want some delicious sugar free lollipops. You can order them here: Carifree

Mostly, we’re just excited to see that lollipops still serve a function other than acting as suggestive props in hip-hop videos. Suck on that.