Remember Janet Jackson? It’s sort of sad, isn’t it, how long we’ve gone without a nip slip. A famous sex symbol has peed on the floor of a plane more recently than we’ve had a nip slip. Oh! Wait! Nicki Minaj had one!  I forgot for a second. Well, good. That’s good to know.

Have you ever had one? Do real people ever actually have “wardrobe malfunctions” or is it something that happens absolutely exclusively to pop stars promoting new records? If you do, please tell us about it in exciting detail. Also let us know if you wear those weird things over your breasts that Janet Jackson wore. Not because it would be sexy, just because we’ve always wondered if that’s something real people do. Or, you know, this chart might be right.