Elaine Davidson, the world’s most pierced woman, just married this exceedingly normal looking guy! She has nearly 7,000 piercings, and apparently 1,500 “internal ones.” What does that mean? Oh my God, it means they are in her ladybits, oh God, that is horribly painful sounding. But what about her husband? He has no (visible) piercings! I assumed that she would marry someone who also had a lot of piercings, but I suppose that’s an unfair assumption. Maybe I’m just reverting to some sort of high school cafeteria classification of life where goth kids don’t date preppy jocks. Anyhow! I think it’s charming. Did the pairing surprise you, too? Here is a poll!

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