What is Holly Madison promoting at the moment? Is she on Dancing with the Stars? Does she have a forthcoming reality show? Is she trying to launch a singing career? Is she opening a restaurant or calling herself a performance artist?
Well, regardless of what she wants people to buy, Holly Madison wants attention. So, she told People that she took out a $1 million insurance policy on her breasts. She says:
“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars. I thought I’d cover my assets.”
SEE WHAT SHE DID THERE? At this point, Holly Madison is pretty much famous for looking like the sort of person who would have sex with Hugh Hefner willingly and repeatedly, so I guess her breasts are her primary source of income?
But what kind of injuries can breasts sustain? An informal poll of the office:
“Someone opening a door into your boobs?”
“Pole burn?” (she is a burlesque star)
“They could catch on fire?”
“Someone honking them?”
And then someone said, “Breast cancer,” and we all stopped finding the joke funny. Then we just looked down and have been kind of quiet since. Sorry.