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Hot on the heels of announcing her second book–a style guide, no less!–Jersey Shore star and budding lifestyle guru (!) Snooki is launching a perfume. But what will it smell like, you wonder? Paint thinner? Tang? Pre-mixed margaritas? A VAGINA FULL OF SAND?

She told Jay Leno that the scent will be, “Flirty and bubbly, you know, like my personality, and obviously something DTF.”

Since you are on the internet, I won’t condescend by explaining what that stands for, but I would love it if you guys told me how you imagine a “DTF perfume” would smell.

If anything, it’s another entry for our gallery of the most pointless, ridiculous celebrity perfumes.