full house cast

Two members of the cast are conspicuously absent.

Those two members would be Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. I assume they are off dancing on a tabletop somewhere wearing Balenciaga while the rest of the cast of Full House looks like they are models in a Chicos catalogue. Oddly, they don’t really seem to have aged all that much. Let’s start tossing around some theories about John Stamos being a vampire, because, hell, why not?

Pic via @candacecbure