Tangerines. Traffic Cones. People suffering from Carotenosis. All things that are supposed to be orange. You know what’s not supposed to be orange? People not suffering from a skin disease. Unless “idiotically tanning yourself until you look like an oompa loompa” is categorized as a disease. If you’re considering hitting a spray-on tan place and asking for “The Lohan” as we move into warmer months, look at this gallery first. And then, you know, don’t.

(Honestly, we owe a lot of these pictures to Pale is the New Tan, the most orange site on the internet. Check them out).[ITPGallery]