If you guessed “wearing a modest blouse and pants while speaking in non-alliterative sentences,” you are sorely mistaken. Courtney Stodden threw down Courtney style, son, which means she wore her stripper shoes and a seasonal bikini and tweeted alternately about her vagina and Jesus while sashaying through the woods. And now that she’s actively promoting a vegetarian diet with her cosplay, I can totally get behind these somewhat inappropriate photos of a 17-year-old (albeit a very mature and verbal one) in only her underwear. Just kidding, I’ve been on board since I found out she was a fellow book lover. Happy day after Easter to all you bunny-lady-loving goyim out there.