Gwyneth Paltrow (I’m catching up on GOOP!) says “Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick.” Beauty, to me, is about smearing the image of a celebrity all over your mouth until it looks like a baboon’s. That may mean that I can’t run a newsletter like GOOP, but there is someone out there willing to make my dreams – and weirder ones – a lipstick reality.[ITPGallery]