You’ve seen people smoke before. You’ve seen people spin around on poles, maybe even in skimpy outfits. You’re probably not shocked to learn Heidi Klum is capable of doing both. What you may not know, however, is some people get really, really upset about women who are 1) moms and 2) 38 doing this kind of stuff.

The reason for all of Klum’s faux-bad behavior is a fashion video directed by Rankin. The clip–featuring an impressively cheesy song performed by Heidi called “Turn Up The Night,”–is for Hunger magazine. It hits all the cliche notes of a stupid rock video: cocktail swilling, rolling around on the floor, getting a tattoo. Think of the children!


(Photo via Hunger)