Apparently, before having ten plastic surgery procedures, Heidi Montag prayed to God to ask him if it was alright. Paul Rudnick speculates on how that prayer may have run in the Shouts and Murmurs humor column in the New Yorker:

Maybe my parents never prayed enough, so God said, “I’m going to teach them a spiritual lesson by sending them a daughter with low, almost angry-looking eyebrows.” I bet that Angelina Jolie’s mother prayed every second of the day, especially for Angelina’s lips. Sometimes I just want to call up my mother and say, “Gee, thanks, Mom. Maybe I wouldn’t need to have my ears pinned back if you hadn’t spent so much time worshipping Satan.”