by Jessica P. Ogilvie
So. You think you want to look like a model, do you? What with the willowy body, the scientifically perfect face, and the potential to become a billionaire?
Well, sure. All those things are awesome. But you know what’s not awesome? Having your foot look like this, after weeks of appearing in fashion shows where nobody gives a shit what size shoe you wear:
Not so glamorous now, IS IT?!