I went up to visit my Grandmother over the weekend, and noticed that all her friends had the same, identical, Rachel Maddow haircut. That would be cool if they were doing it to imitate Rachel Maddow rather than just doing it because it’s something you do when you turn 80. I asked them about why they al opted for the same hairstyle, and their logic seemed to be “you can’t have long hair when you’re old, because, witches.” My response to this is “wait, shouldn’t you absolutely have long hair when you’re old, because, witches?” No agreement was reached. Anyhow. How long is too old for long hair?