Here at TheGloss, we’re pretty obsessed with bath salts. But how do we find out if someone we are seeing is on them? I mean, usually it has a lot to do with whether they’ll stop eating someone’s face when we shoot them. But we’re getting really tired of wasting bullets on our nice, normal, garden variety cannibal friends (New York media is a weird scene, but we really don’t don’t judge people for their eating habits. We don’t food shame). Fortunately, our friends at TheFrisky have come up with a series of questions that you can as anyone you know who may or may not be riding the ivory wave. These questions:

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