lindsay lohan playboy

In completely unsurprising news, Hugh Hefner really wasn’t sure if that whole Lindsay Lohan Playboy thing was going to work out.

He told E! “”I wasn’t quite sure where she was at in her life, obviously,” he said, smiling. “It depends on whether it’s Tuesday or Thursday.”

Because, if it Monday, it is the day Lindsay Lohan misses planes back from Hawaii to go on Ellen! Though I suppose it is questionable whether, if you know someone might be at a totally different “spot in their life” day to day (we’re thinking Thursday is theft day, maybe?) you should really encourage them to pose naked in a magazine. Because it seems like maybe you know that they don’t have a balanced personality. Or a sense of not being crazy. Just thoughts!