pepto pink lipstick

Here it is on Blake Lively!

It’s called “Pepto-Pink.”

Which initially sounds fine, as I know that both Pepto-Bimol and this lipstick are indeed pink. However, when I think of Pepto Bismol, I guess I think of Pepto-Bismol. You know, the one that provides relief for  “upset stomach and other symptoms including, nausea, heartburn, diarrhea, and indigestion.” Now when I see Blake Lively’s lips, I think of diarrhea. And now I think of cholera. And now I am thinking of widespread death.

And, to be honest, this shade realy doesn’t look like it’s doing Blake’s complexion any favors.

Happy Tuesday! Everything is awful! – Glamour