jesus christ justin bieber

Justin Bieber’s new tattoo is surprising! Justin Bieber’s new tattoo is also not surprising at all!

It’s a great big Jesus face. This seems slightly surprising because it’s the kind of tattoo the heroin addicted rockers were always getting in the mid-90’s. It then seems completely unsurpsiing because I think Justin Bieber is hitting the age where he wants to seem really hard core, despite the fact that he is going to look like a 12 year old altar boy forever (it’s the haircut). It’s also the kind of thing that works where a 14 year old girl can see “he’s really badass – he has a tattoo!” and his mother can say, “what’s it of?” and she can reply “”our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.”

That seems like Justin Bieber’s entire persona right there, honestly.

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