Holy shit, Karl Lagerfeld! Apparently the Chanel creative director learned nothing from that Adele fiasco, in which he referred to the singer as a “little too fat” and caused a miniature shitstorm. Karl then had to be publicly contrite for a while (or download some sort of remorse program) and send Adele a bunch of Chanel handbags. He’s since been pretty nice, declaring that Kate Middleton, for example, has a “divine silhouette” and a butt as nice as her sister’s.

The rest of Pippa Middleton, on the other hand? She can go fuck herself:

“Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for [Prince William]. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don’t like the sister’s face. She should only show her back.”

Sounds like his remorse program was infected with some sort of virus?

GRANTED, this is from the Sun, who don’t offer an explanation of where Karl was when he said any of this. We’ll see if the next word from Karl’s camp is a denial or an apology.

(The Sun, Photo via Wenn)