Breaking news: Katy Perry does not roll out of bed looking like a painted porcelain doll with a heart of gold. She spoke to WWD while promoting her new perfume, Killer Queen, and revealed that her morning routine takes a staggering amount of time.
“I’m a product whore,” she said. “I have a [beauty] regimen that spans an hour and a half, and nothing goes out of order.”
Disclaimer: I love Katy Perry. She is genuinely talented and seems like an all around nice and lovely person. I know this because I saw her movie, Katy Perry: Part Of Me. After seeing a highly edited and contrived documentary about her life, I have to wonder–isn’t she busy being an international pop star? Where on earth is she finding an extra hour and a half every day?
I really wish she had gone into some detail about what her regimen entails, because even on days when I can’t get my freaking eyeliner to look symmetrical and I finally just let it go after twenty minutes and leave the house looking wonky, that doesn’t come close to 90 minutes. I assume there are complicated milk baths, face muscle stretches, something involving a pressure-cooker, and drinking the youth-restoring blood of her fans and enemies.
What would you do if you had an extra hour and a half each day? I would most likely nap or finally update my iPhone.
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