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Much has been made about Kim Kardashian and her post-baby body. According to Life & Style, she’s been getting $5K treatments on her stomach to reduce fat, stretch marks and any signs that she is a human:

“Kim is desperate to be sexy again,” a source tells the magazine. “She wants to go back to the way things were before North was both. She loves her daughter, but she loves herself and her image a lot, too.”

Hollywood Life accompanied their article regarding the rumors with a side-by-side comparison of Kim in April versus her figure in October. Kim Kardashian, by the way, gave birth mid-June. Translation: She was seven months pregnant in April; of f’ing course she was bigger. And now they’re accusing her of plastic surgery because she lost some of the weight she had gained to facilitate the birth of her child.

Anyway, she apparently saw these accusations and became upset with them, taking to Twitter to voice her frustrations:

I am very frustrated today seeing reports that I got surgery to lose my baby weight! This is FALSE. I worked so hard to train myself to eat right & healthy, I work out so hard & this was such a challenge for me but I did it!!! I’m so proud of my accomplishment & NO ONE will take this away from me with fake reports! Say what u want about me but I work hard & am the most disciplined person u will ever meet!

While you may find Kim Kardashian unbearable–personally, I will take her obnoxious personality over, say, Alec Baldwin or Terrence Howard any day ever–take issue with her demeanor, her actions, her words, her stupid bra tops that aren’t stupid because they’re worn by her figure, they’re just stupid in general. Don’t take issue with her body; it’s not yours, and therefore isn’t yours to judge.

…And that, dear Internet, is how I was trolled by tabloids into defending a Kardashian once more.