Would-be sanctimommies have been camped out around North West coverage practically since the baby was born, eager to weigh in on what Kim Kardashian is doing wrong, whether she’s dressed appropriately now that she is a “mom,” where the baby is at all times, and whether or not she’s waxing the 6-month-old’s eyebrows.

The last accusation came after Kardashian posted a ridiculously cute, smiley picture of North yesterday that made us all want babies. But to some people who were not as distracted by her pretty eyelashes and adorable little cheeks, it looked like the baby’s eyebrows were too perfect, so Kardashian must have waxed them.

North West Waxed Eyebrows

I am never going to stop posting this picture.

Kardashian finally addressed the petit scandal last night, insisting that she had not done anything of the sort.

“Do people really think I would wax my daughters eyebrows so young?” Kardashian asked on Twitter last night. “Come on, I’d wait until she’s at least 2 1/2!”

The “I’d wait until she’s at least 2 ½” part seemed like a pretty obvious joke, but it’s never a good idea to trust the joke-getting powers of Twitter.

“I’m kidding!!! Its pretty sick for people to insinuate that I would wax my daughters eyebrows,” she responded a moment later. “They are thick, natural and amazing!”

We pretty much thought that was the case when the accusations started flying yesterday. Kim Kardashian is not exactly a model of restraint and dignity, but waxing a 6-month old baby’s eyebrows is completely absurd. Tan Mom or Farrah Abraham might do that kind of thing, but Kim doesn’t seem anywhere near that bad.

Besides, can you imagine Kanye’s reaction? If anyone put hot wax on that baby’s face, I’m pretty Kanye’s face would split in two and out would climb dark lord Cthulhu to eat the sun and plunge the world into ten thousand years of darkness.

(Photos: WENN, Instagram)