I’m officially convinced that the world is conspiring against me. Well, the world of Kylie Jenner Lip Kits is, at least. First, they sold out within minutes of their official launch. Then, the restock sold out even faster. And now, just when I’ve resigned myself to the fact that I’ll just have to find some good dupes, Kylie’s announced that she’s launching more Lip Kit colors. But before you start to convince yourself that there is a god, and her name is Kylie Jenner, chew on this: she may have shown us the new colors on Snapchat, but we can’t even see them. Life is cruel.
Kylie revealed swatches of all 10 (!!) of the new colors, but she did it using the black-and-white filter on Snapchat, because apparently she’s a sadist. I mean, look at this shit:
WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?
Yeah, Kylie, I’m sure they are bomb, but you know what would even bomb-er? If you ACTUALLY SHOWED US THE SHADES INSTEAD OF PLAYING WITH OUR EMOTIONS. I’ll let Magic take it from here:
Honestly, this might just be the rudest thing anyone has ever done to me, and I was once verbally assaulted on Twitter by some rabid Selena Gomez fans.
But there’s at least one shining beacon of hope in all of this. Kylie sent out one more Snapchat: a video showing how each shade looks in direct light. Of course, the whole black-and-white thing still makes it impossible to see the colors, it looks like there might be one or two metallic-finish colors, and that’s all kinds of exciting. Also, I’m pretty stoked on the fact that it looks Kylie is moving away from just neutral shades. Try as I might, I could just never really get on board with her True Brown shade.
No word yet (obviously) on when these new shades will be released, but you can always check out my Twitter for updates. When you see me complaining and lamenting the course of my life, you’ll know that the Lip Kits have launched.