In the latest issue of V Magazine, newly anointed indie model Lana Del Rey can be seen practicing her sultry gaze in a retro-glamor-filled editorial. Does this portend great modeling to come, or should she stick to writing songs for the soundtrack of One Tree Hill? Here are all the photos, accompanied by the four most ridiculous quotes from the breathless, ass-licking puff piece that accompanies it. (To the singer’s credit, none of them come from her.)

(Via V Magazine)