I’m just going to cut to the chase: Hillary Clinton is a noted scrunchie-wearer, but according to a recent profile in Elle, some of her handlers are looking to ban her from rocking them:

When she’s on the road, she often has [her hair] pulled back in a simple chignon or ponytail, a look that causes Hillary Hair Watchers much chagrin but merely means she’s pressed for time, as a State Department official told me: “As a chick, it’s a big pain in the butt”…The official added, because, it seems, no American alive can resist critiquing Clinton’s hair: “But some of us are looking to ban the scrunchies.”


Why, just yesterday we were talking about how much we love Hillary Clinton, how she’s a total badass and basically runs the world, how she could text us any time of day or night, and how we’d totally let her borrow our sunglasses.

Remember when all of us said that?

Well, now is not the time to turn our backs on our fearless leader! If Hillary thinks it’s appropriate to wear hair elastics that have been wrapped in squishy fabric, then it’s fucking appropriate. Who do these staff members think they are? Hillary knows what Hillary wants, and Hillary should get what she wants. No one puts Hillary’s scrunchies in the corner.