Earlier today, we took a look at actresses that have taken the Playboy route to salvage dying careers. Lindsay Lohan is the most recent star to join that brigade, and today, the cover of her issue — which was set to debut on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” next week (does this mean that images of nude women are slowly becoming acceptable rather than being demonized and categorically interpreted as a direct threat to the well-being of children?) — has been posted online by Playboy’s PR team leaked.

Lohan looks glamorous, and for once, there’s no ankle bracelet or errant hair extension or string of drool to indicate that she’s anything less than perky and sober. Well played.