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Who hasn’t thought of getting lipliner permanently tattooed on their mouth in order to save makeup-application time? Well, here’s one cautionary tale for those of you considering permanent lip tats: a man in Colorado  (pictured) was arrested for robbery because the mask he was wearing failed to cover up his “East Side” lip tattoo. Ignoring the fact that that shit must have been seriously painful, it also shows a lack of planning on the part of our young thief, Mr. Anthony Brandon Gonzales. Perhaps another thing Mr. Gonzales should have thought about before robbing someone was making sure that he did not rob the home of an Elvis impersonator, which he did. Blue suede shoes are not very valuable on the black market, okay?