19-year-old Miley Cyrus showed up on the red carpet recently in your standard plunging, form-fitting, breast-parting gown (by Roberto Cavalli, of course). This has caused some people to speculate that she got breast implants, namely the tasteful decency-lovers at Star, who assembled a panel of fame-seeking plastic surgeons to say things like:
“[Cyrus] does indeed appear to have had a breast augmentation,” noting her breasts are fuller and show more cleavage than before. The outline of the implants are clearly visible in the inner lower portions of her breasts. Even a large weight gain would not produce breast enhancement to this degree without implants!”
Today, Cyrus took to Twitter to deny the rumor: “Thank you for the compliment but these babies are all mine. I wish they’d realize you don’t have to be fake to be beautiful!” and in a later tweet, “And I’m 19!!! BOOBS GROW PEOPLE!”
While Cyrus is correct in her assertion that BOOBS GROW PEOPLE!, we’re mostly just put off by the idea of a bunch of people sitting around speculating about a teenager’s breasts.