Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr dropped by The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson last night to promote the brand’s fashion show extravaganza, because they need all the help they can get to convince people into watching that hallucinatory nightmare. Since Kerr is professionally hot, she spends the entire interview flirting, winking and shimmying. Also, talking about her son. It’s weird and kind of infantile and you can watch it up there, if you have any interest.

Anyway, the subject of Kerr’s husband Orlando Bloom comes up, specifically that it’s weird he’ll be watching her walk the runway in her underwear. Ferguson says he assumes Bloom has seen Kerr in her underwear before and Kerr clarifies that she means in public.

She then adds:

“Let’s bring it back to my grandma. What she said to me about men: men are very visual, so don’t forget that. She said every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you’ll keep your husband. That’s what she told me!”

If that’s her actual husband keeping rubric, it might be more intellectually honest to add “be professionally hot,” but considering that the five and a half minutes leading up to this moment contained absolutely nothing of value, we’re glad it’s at least a complete thought.

And a nice plug for Victoria’s Secret.