Miranda Kerr cemented her supermodel status with versatility: she can walk in high fashion shows (pregnant, no less) just as easily as she can hike up her cleavage and strut the Victoria’s Secret runway. …But did you know she can also sing/lip sync? She’s just the latest in a long and storied history of western celebs filming Japanese commercials (our personal favorite is Natalie Portman fencing for the right to shiny hair).

Anyway, this one involves Kerr as some kind of waitress (?) lording over a poor man who’s gotten cake on his face. Any Japanese speakers want to tell us what she’s singing about (don’t say “tea”)?